Hello, I'm Jack D. and I'm Sean Walsh

And this is the podcast which reveals our secret lives with our best friends

We do tend to get right down to the most uncomfortably personal aspects

Of our relationships with our beloved dogs

And we want to hear yours as well

And today's episode we are going to be speaking with Jonathan Ross.

Yes.

So, Sean, how's your week been? How's Mildred?

Mildred is fine. We have had a bit of an issue.

Yes.

I don't think I told you this, but Mildred basically, she barks a lot in the garden.

Right.

So she's fine out, she's fine indoors.

There might be a little bit of barking if someone knocks at the door.

But if we let her out into the back garden, that is guaranteed barking.

All the time when she's out there.

She can calm down, but once we open that door, she gets out and she's barking for minutes,

which doesn't sound like a long time, but you let her out several times a day.

And of course, it doesn't really matter what time of the day it is. So she goes out at 11pm. I'm opening that door. She's already got her port. She's already stood up against the door. Right. I open the door. It was a minute to barking. Yeah. Now, something's happened. We've had an incident is whilst I was out last night,

and I'm so glad I wasn't here for this,

a neighbour popped round.

Oh.

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