S1 Ep190: Pata Freak
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
There’s a new Damato in the gang, 80’s Cabbage Patch Kids are the current obsession and we got some things to celebrate!!!!
War times are getting intense, don’t make a joke of adrenochrome, iron lungs are crazy and Grandmacore is not what it sounds like.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Just making a appearance. |
| 0:16.0 | You say hi? |
| 0:18.0 | Say hi. |
| 0:22.0 | Say hi. |
| 0:24.0 | Say welcome. Stop doing that. |
| 0:26.0 | Wow. |
| 0:28.0 | Say hi. |
| 0:30.0 | She wants to run the microphone. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay, that's enough. |
| 0:34.0 | Say hi. Bye. |
| 0:36.0 | Say hi. |
| 0:38.0 | Blow kiss. |
| 0:40.0 | Are you shy? |
| 0:42.0 | She just kissed her shoulder. |
| 0:44.0 | I saw that. Are you shy? |
| 0:46.0 | Say welcome to Hello Disfunction. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, that was a kiss. |
| 0:50.0 | That was the smallest kiss. |
| 0:54.0 | Sorry, I wanted her. |
| 0:56.0 | Sorry guys. |
| 0:58.0 | How do you guys? |
| 1:00.0 | Crystal was really proud of that. |
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