S1 Ep186: Her Shoes Don't Fit
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi guys, welcome to Hello Dysfunction. |
| 0:22.0 | Episode 900 and 176 actually. |
| 0:26.7 | I'm Crystal. |
| 0:27.9 | I'm Padafria and I'm tired. |
| 0:31.9 | I'm kinda amped up, I don't know why. |
| 0:34.9 | Feeling fucking spunky. |
| 0:36.5 | I got like hella energy, like an unnecessary amount of energy. |
| 0:41.7 | Do you want to clean my house? |
| 0:42.8 | No, but I don't know why I have it. |
| 0:45.2 | It's weird. |
| 0:46.0 | There's no best from your fasting girl. |
| 0:48.1 | It might be. |
| 0:48.9 | It's fucking superpowers. |
| 0:50.3 | And I had bullet coffee earlier, two cups. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh. |
| 0:53.5 | And now this, but I didn't drink much of this. |
| 0:56.6 | It's nature, nature's fucking meth. |
| 1:00.4 | Something is kicking in. |
| 1:02.7 | I wish I could have some. |
| 1:04.9 | Yeah, it's crazy. |
| 1:06.8 | What's going on? |
| 1:08.4 | And I spent my whole day at the fucking pharmacy waiting for Carolyn's meds. |
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