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Welcome to the Simply Scary Podcast Season 1 Episode 18.

I'm your Master of Salmonies, G.M. Danielson.

The

pardon for that introduction, it comes of drinking Santa's blood in preparation for my Christmas.

Almost turns me into what you might call a vampire elf.

Hmm, true, a bit unorthodox as Christmas practices and celebrations go, but what can you do

when you're a vampire like me alone in this crypt on Christmas Eve?

Well, anyway, our loyal listeners, the holidays, are in full swing as the demise of 2016 closes in.

As the stockings are hung, the Hanukkah candles are lit and we practice the seven principles of

Kwanzaa. We all try to be a little less impatient and forgiving at this time of year.

Even those who do not celebrate ritual December holidays seem to have a glow about them,

as the Gregorian calendar approaches zero hour. We here at the Simply Scary Podcast are no different.

In that we feel the spirit of Christmas as we prepare you for you all tied scares.

Yes, as if my transformation from vampire Santa back into G.M. Danielson wasn't scary enough,

we have even more scary in store for you. So settle your debts, fill a cup with the nog of your

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