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You Don't Know What You're Doing

S1 Ep18: Making Friends With Joe Whitworth

You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.7 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

David is taking a break for a bit, so Jon and Alfie take over and chat about Exeter's wonderful start to the season and then try to make friends with Joe Whitworth. They then turn their attention to Jon's mates willies. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early and videos and be part of a super little community then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl thanks!

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0:00.0

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0:14.3

Thank you. sex for sex You don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing,

0:33.2

you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, and you don't know what you do Hey, hey, hey, hello, hello, can you hear me, alright?

0:55.1

Right, what is going on here? Right, what is going on here?

0:57.8

Right, you're, you're leading this.

1:01.4

What do you?

1:01.9

Yeah, but how, yeah, this, we actually need David so badly on this pod.

1:05.6

It's a joke.

1:06.0

All right, you go on then.

1:07.7

I think this is your, this is your chance to show the world what you're like as the lead guy. Yeah, but I don't, I don't want to be the lead guy. The lead guy isn't me. No, you've been doing the pod longer, so you have to be the lead guy. Okay, but I don't, yeah, but how would David normally start one of these episodes where we're just sort of like chatting away? Well, the music's happening. Yeah, the music started. We're coming in and it's probably faded in. It might start with me being like, oh God, I've started. If I know David, he'll have left some of the me going. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So then now this is it. This is it. We're in the generic bit. Okay, why don't you do a little intro? Nah, well, we don't need an intro, but what if you've been up to you this week, Alf? It is a Friday now. I can't do this. Why? Why can't you do it? I don't know. What have I been up to? I don't know. Fucking hell, mate. Nothing. What was Exeter? Did you go to the game last night? Did you go to the game last night? This is a shambles. Yeah, yeah, I went to the game last night. It was amazing. Fourth in league one, mate. You drove to Exeter for it?

2:19.1

No, it was at Shrews.

2:20.1

No, that's not too far, is it? I mean, it took a while because of rush hour and all that in Manchester, but I mean, it's, it's only like an hour of 40 minutes, really. Oh, my God. Did you see David? Why would I have seen David? I thought he went.

2:33.5

No.

2:34.5

Oh, when he said he was watching it, he meant...

2:37.0

He was just putting his feet up on the sofa. I've got the league table up. Holy shit. Yeah, let's not look at the league table, to be honest, because... Oh my God. Is that where you thought we'd be when you loaded it up? No, because I heard fourth, but then I thought there'd be, I knew you had a game in hand, that teams had a game in hand around you, but not really. No, we had a, we had a gaming hand on everyone else. So everyone else plays on Saturday. Yeah, everyone else plays on Saturday. So we'll be, we'll'll drop down a few places but we'll still be a game

3:09.6

in hand we already you're three points off top yeah i know when you look it like that i'm looking at

3:15.1

more like 11 points from the relegation zone no look up i know i know and how people lick

3:21.7

rexom's ass yeah but one point they're played the same amount of games, one point behind. Yeah. And like, there's some really good teams below us as well. So like, for example, Stopport will probably, I mean, I'd imagine Lincoln and Stoppot will leapfrog us on Saturday. No, stop set, mate. Well, because they're, there are. Right. I'm at the league table, and it's a green tick for a win,

3:43.7

and it's a red cross for a loss, and it's a grey white line for a draw.

3:48.9

And Exeter's, green tick, white line, green tick, green tick, green tick.

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