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Down The Dog

S1 EP18: “I want a motorbike and a tattoo for my 40th”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7729 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

EP 18: “I want a motorbike and a tattoo for my 40th”In our second episode this week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde detail how tattooed footballers can help you win in FPL, we hear what Matt’s favourite slap is, Jon explains why he gave the ‘V’s’ to a famous loveable rogue and the new Man United manager gives us an inspiration for a forfeit.Follow the podcast on Twitter: @comediansfpl or Email us at [email protected] can join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4mtcnh… League Code: 4mtcnhA 'Keep It Light Media' and 'Feral Television' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

As a small business owner, my favourite thing about posting a job on LinkedIn is that when I hit send, I clock out and LinkedIn clocks in.

0:07.0

LinkedIn makes it easy to post your job for free. Get qualified candidates and manage them all in one place.

0:12.9

Plus, LinkedIn extends the reach of your job posts by allowing you to share it with your network.

0:17.7

And hiring managers that add a hiring frame to their LinkedIn profiles receive

0:22.0

two times more qualified applicants. Go to LinkedIn.com slash agree to post your job for free. Terms

0:28.3

and conditions apply. Hello and welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me John Richardson.

0:40.1

And me, Matt Ford. This is the podcast where we follow the highs and lows of the FPL teams of some of the country's funniest people.

0:46.7

This is a little extra episode of the podcast where we're summarising the midweek games and answering the question.

0:52.7

What sort of midweek FPL manager is Matt Ford?

0:56.3

And the answer is still terrible, but not as terrible as people may have presumed or feared.

1:04.5

So let's get the headlines out of the way. You beat me. It's now 12-2 over the season.

1:10.1

Not looking good for Vinnie at Christmas, is it?

1:12.6

I shall be tucking into a nice Vinny Van der Veet Wellington at Christmas.

1:16.7

I do not recognise this court. We've had this conversation. We put it to a public vote.

1:21.0

Vinny has been spared. Just to go over...

1:23.0

Until Christmas. Gobble, rubble.

1:24.7

I mean, I don't... I actually don't, I'm calling it. You need a rocket

1:28.0

up your backside,

1:29.1

or to quote a football analogy,

1:30.4

you need to be bent over

1:31.7

and have a flare inserted into you and set a light.

1:36.1

If you need,

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