S1 Ep177: Slugging
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Let’s all get new haircuts. We live in hell, boric acid is not for everyday use and if you’re into skat play safe!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the fucking show. |
| 0:21.0 | I fight back the urge to cough every fucking time trying to be quiet. |
| 0:26.0 | Hi guys! |
| 0:28.0 | Welcome to Hello Disfunction Episode 177. |
| 0:33.0 | Geez, moving right along. |
| 0:35.0 | We've been on it. |
| 0:36.0 | We've been on it. |
| 0:37.0 | This is Hello Disfunction with Potafria, and I'm Crystal. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm enjoying a nice Bloody Mary right now. |
| 0:47.0 | I'm back on that. |
| 0:48.0 | We went to the liquor store and spent over fucking $75. |
| 0:55.0 | We went to just grab some supplies for a few beverages. |
| 0:59.0 | And then we remembered we had kids. |
| 1:01.0 | We got snacks, noodles, pour. |
| 1:04.0 | Ravi Olis. |
| 1:05.0 | Who spends that at the liquor store? |
| 1:07.0 | Like, to jars of olives. |
| 1:09.0 | Right. |
| 1:10.0 | What? |
| 1:11.0 | Some chips that might be stale. |
| 1:12.0 | We bought a pack of ice and our boats. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. |
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