S1 Ep146: You’re Smart, But I’m Drunk
An Acquired Taste Podcast
Audioboom Studios
5.0 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Note: There are some audio issues in this episode thanks to a haunted laptop, so we apologize in advance! We’re performing an exorcism as we speak So? Where’d ya get stuck? Not emotionally but, like, physically stuck? The ladies talk to #TasteBud Caitlin about that time she got stuck on a Ferris wheel during a lightning storm. We also learn that when you’re curled up in a baptismal font, pay attention to the thing tickling your arms. Plus, we asked and you delivered! A surprising number of you have “the ice skate ran over a body part” stories, and we dig into some more of your voice memos about your holiday plans! It’s a busy week, TasteBuds, so make sure your neck is covered...
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| 0:00.0 | Are unicorns always female? |
| 0:02.7 | They can't be because how do they mate unless they're like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park where nature found a way. |
| 0:09.0 | Nature. |
| 0:10.4 | Edit edit edit. |
| 0:11.2 | Well, while you're doing that, I'm going to get more wine. |
| 0:12.6 | Hold on. |
| 0:12.9 | I'm going to get some more wine. |
| 0:15.3 | Gang. |
| 0:16.1 | Hey, honey. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm home. |
| 0:17.3 | It's time for your packing. |
| 0:20.1 | Has anything ever been so funny to you that you almost get laughing and you just start crying? |
| 0:24.3 | Because I'm about there right now. |
| 0:27.9 | We're all freaks on the inside. |
| 0:29.3 | An acquired taste. |
| 0:31.5 | This is an acquired taste podcast. |
| 0:33.2 | The podcast for people who sometimes forget how good a red can be. |
| 0:37.3 | Cheers. Cheers. |
| 0:38.3 | Bitches. |
| 0:40.0 | I usually drink a white, but sometimes I want a red. |
| 0:42.7 | The problem with white wine is that I get so thirsty, getting my butt to a party. |
| 0:48.0 | It's like putting on my makeup, putting on my dress, doing my hair, and then you're surrounded by like hot curling irons, hot. |
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