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🗓️ 5 January 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy New Year! |
0:03.0 | Make sure to still get quangus poura ternose at Stevie, we bancamp. |
0:10.0 | Get yours today, folks. |
0:12.0 | And come see me on the road, headlining in Minneapolis, Minnesota, |
0:15.8 | St. Petersburg, Florida, Springville, Utah, |
0:19.2 | Tacoma, Washington, and Huntington Beach. |
0:21.3 | We're doing a special stand-up on spot there at the end of the month |
0:23.8 | and every second Tuesday of the month you can see stand-up-on-spot live at the world famous |
0:27.8 | comedy store. Now let's get into this episode of Scissor Rose. |
0:36.4 | You have the biggest. |
0:38.2 | I don't know about that. |
0:39.2 | Yeah, and the thickest. |
0:39.9 | I don't know about that. |
0:41.2 | Is it really like that? |
0:42.5 | Dude, it's like. Scisser Brothers. |
0:57.0 | Dude, is it filming? |
0:59.0 | He shocked that his breath smells about and I just ask him. |
1:02.0 | You can't really smell that. |
1:03.2 | I ask, yes I can. |
1:04.6 | He asked him if he brushes teeth this morning. |
1:06.3 | He said no, and he's surprised at his teeth and mouth smells. |
1:10.2 | What are you a fucking six-year-old? |
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