S1 Ep143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2021
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi! We are here! Finally! Jesus Christ! That was about 143! I love you! 143! It's |
| 0:27.7 | hallowed dysfunction. We're here. This episode is a little delayed. You know, just a little bit. |
| 0:36.3 | Yeah. It's my fault you guys. I just want everyone to know it's my fault. I flipped the fuck out. |
| 0:42.1 | No, it's not. It's not really. It's a it's P.P.'s fault too. It is P.P.'s fault too. A little bit mine. |
| 0:47.7 | We'll blame it all on P.P. Yeah. I had me a nice breakdown. Like a real one. I was like happy. |
| 0:54.0 | Let me just tell you guys a little bit about it. First of all before that, I saw a bunch of people |
| 1:00.1 | commenting in the Facebook group wanting to know why. I think we explained this before, but for |
| 1:05.5 | those that missed it. Crystal Barbie was always a joke. Like when we were discussing. She never |
| 1:12.1 | liked it. I never liked it. She never embraced it. She never put it on and wore it. No. She hated it |
| 1:18.6 | from the day one. I think I said it. Like just being an apple. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And then |
| 1:25.9 | so eventually we just dropped it. Were they like voting to bring that to you? Yeah, they were like |
| 1:29.5 | every time you say your name, I always go Barbie. No. Yeah. So go for it. You guys, you can say it. |
| 1:36.2 | I will not refer to myself as Crystal Barbie. Fine. It's crystal hot tits. No. That's what the fuck |
| 1:43.1 | that's what you call her if anything. No. Okay. So back to my breakdown. I had a breakdown. |
| 1:48.7 | Fucking, you know, I said on the last two shows that I was feeling really depleted. Like |
| 1:56.4 | emotionally just spent. Yeah. And you know, I've always said I'm very empathetic and I just |
| 2:02.2 | attributed it to that. And I've always said I feel too soft for the world. I've said it on the show. |
| 2:07.5 | I feel so, you know, just too soft. Like everything affects me. You are way differently. Yeah. |
| 2:17.7 | So Mark did something. And he pissed me off. It doesn't have anything to do with infidelity or |
| 2:22.0 | anything like that. I just felt like he ignored my feelings. Yeah. And I lost my fucking mind. |
| 2:29.1 | I snapped. I fucking threw a dresser over. I didn't think you had it in you. That's why I was just |
| 2:34.7 | like, yay. Like silently. Like, yes. I've never. It's there's holes in the wall. There's |
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