S1 Ep141: Creamies
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 22 August 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys! Hi, we're here. Episode 141 of Hello Disfunction. I'm Crystal. I'm Patafria. |
| 0:25.9 | And we decided to record. Yeah, so we were going to cancel this whole week and then I was like, |
| 0:32.5 | we got it at least like get one episode out because it was just weighing on me, but it was a rough week. |
| 0:39.2 | Like, P.P. has been going through it. That was the original reason. She had a fever for like three |
| 0:46.6 | days and it like wasn't going away. And so usually it doesn't ever happen. And it's because I just |
| 0:53.6 | got done fucking saying on an episode. She never gets fevers with teething. She's always fine. |
| 0:59.2 | They just show up one day. It was a patreon episode, right? I don't know. But I think it's my fault |
| 1:04.7 | for saying that, but she's not sick or anything, but we did see she has two teeth coming at the same |
| 1:10.4 | time right now. And I just assumed that's what it's from. So I was dealing with the fever because |
| 1:16.2 | I didn't want to, she was fussy because of that. So I didn't want to leave her with anybody to |
| 1:20.8 | record or anything really. So I was taking care of her every day. And then after the fever stopped, |
| 1:27.7 | she develops like this weird like white patches on her lips. Like, I don't know. It looks like |
| 1:33.8 | what made me like chaps like dry skin that, but that you could probably rub off or something. |
| 1:39.6 | I don't know. But I got all scared. Like, is it fresh? But it's not on her tongue. It's not |
| 1:44.0 | ipanic or everything with the kids. I call the fucking advice nurse and all kind of |
| 1:49.3 | you're like her tongues falling off. No, I was like, what is wrong with her lips? And you know, |
| 1:54.6 | she hadn't had a fever anymore, but she was excuse me. She was able to eat without pain. And |
| 2:01.1 | like, if I touch it, it don't hurt her and everything. And then when she ate some food last night, |
| 2:05.8 | it cleared up on the bottom lip. It probably rubs it off from the friction. Yeah, that's what I was |
| 2:10.2 | thinking. So whatever, then your mom made me feel better because she confirmed it was just like |
| 2:15.1 | dehydration. Let me tell you about my mom. What? First of all, I had a really good birthday. |
| 2:21.8 | I just want to say thank you. There aren't even words that can convey how grateful I am. So many |
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