Let me forgot and never brought to mine.

Sing it with me, Chester.

It's just you and me against the world, brother.

Come on.

Just sing this this once for me.

I know you can, bud.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, I guess we ain't so alone as we thought we were, Chester.

Hey, friend, shouldn't you be at home watching New Year's Rock' Eve?

You know, with that Dick Seacrest feller.

To think you chose me over him, I tell you, I'm just tickled pink.

Chester, if you think you're getting another kiss at midnight, you've got another thing coming.

Why don't you go find a carcass to nibble on?

Sorry about that, friend. Crestations get clingy at times, especially around the holidays. Come on in and have a seat. I'll only be a minute.

Mmm. Ooh, that's better. So what's your New Year's resolution? Me? I'm going to quit drinking.

Doctor says he bets my liver looks like a catcher's mint. I told him, what does he know? He's full of shit.

But then he lobs a ball at me, and I caught it with my liver.

Instinctively, you know?

Just kind of reached out and snapped it up.

Hmm.

I thought maybe he's got a point.

So smoke them if you got them and drink those juice boxes to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

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