S1 Ep14: #14 - Heath Got Fired for Abandoning a Child

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Zane dislocated his elbow. Heath and Mariah's parents met and could sue Starbucks! Heath put a child life in danger. Matt and Zane's dad's lives were in danger!

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0:00.0	I am feeling the Christmas spirit baby.
0:02.2	These lights got me on one.
0:03.9	Yeah, good job Mariah.
0:05.0	Mariah really, she really did it all.
0:06.8	She really got it all, don't she?
0:08.5	She took the little Christmas light she put it in our dead plants.
0:11.0	You got to spruce it up a little bit.
0:12.4	You know, mama said you cannot, you can't,
0:15.2	what is it? You can't, you can't polish turd.
0:17.9	Because it's still turd.
0:19.3	That's not one of these tricks.
0:20.5	You can't mop mud.
0:21.6	Mop.
0:22.6	Exactly.
0:23.6	We got candy canes by our side.
0:24.9	We got, of course, our coffees that are not out yet,
0:27.9	but we drink it every day.
0:29.2	We get to experience it before y'all.
0:31.2	Sorry, baby.
0:32.8	It's perfection.
0:33.7	It's great stuff, guys.
0:34.8	We cannot wait to finally release it.
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