15: Got Caught Smoking on a Plane

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Heath and Zane almost ruined their careers on national television. Mariah was on Dancing With The Stars. A lady smoked a cigarette on Matt’s flight. Our podcast might join the Amazing Race. Warm up with a cup of this convo!

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0:00.0	There was one thing I want to talk about before we get started.
0:02.3	I just came back from upstairs where Zane just took a boo-boo, and there were skid marks all over the fucking toilet.
0:09.0	You're saying that like you've never left a skid mark on the toilet.
0:11.7	I've left skid marks, but then also got rid of the skim-marked.
0:14.7	Who went upstairs and took a potter shit?
0:17.5	And then flush?
0:19.3	After they've taken the shit.
0:21.2	Wait, is it expected, though, if you do leave, like, a skin mark in a toilet that it should be clean?
0:25.3	Like, I would never leave a skin mark.
0:27.7	So what do you do?
0:28.2	If you don't, you use the toilet.
0:29.5	The little brush scrubby.
0:31.3	If there's no brush upstairs, how am I supposed to clean it with my hands?
0:34.1	Hey, Heath, I need to talk to you real quick.
0:36.8	I left the skim mark.
0:38.0	Or you flush it in the one moment that like the water hasn't come back.
0:40.8	You wipe it.
0:40.9	You wipe it.
0:41.7	Yes.
0:42.8	I've done that.
0:44.0	Oh my God.
0:45.1	Well, what a great way to start this podcast.
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