S1 Ep14: 014 - Jonnie W - Cankers, Pro Wrestlers and Fake Crows

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling.

Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slides across the stage on his elbows. Caleb researches the legality of shooting a hawk. An MMA fighter winds up on our bus. And Jonnie Canker and Jimmy the Cyst part ways, citing creative differences.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We got to get him to say we'll get him to say the intro
0:04.1	Johnny Johnny W is gonna give us the intro to say this is Johnny W and listen you're listening
0:10.1	You're taking is it you're taking a potty break?
0:12.7	I can't forget what we're saying. It's you're taking a potty break and you're taking a potty break with Tim Hawkins sure go ahead
0:18.4	Hey, this is Johnny W
0:21.9	I didn't do it
0:25.6	I'm sorry Johnny they're very rude
0:30.9	No, okay, sorry
0:34.0	You got it you got to know that it's gonna be really hard to get past that
0:41.0	Unless unless you want to you're gonna heal up real quick, but go ahead man. It's gonna. It's gonna be great. Hey
0:52.5	I'm trying to remove all asses. Hey, I'm Johnny W
0:57.2	Okay, you ready? Yeah, what is it?
1:00.0	Hey, this is
1:04.7	Okay, say this this say seriously guys
1:09.8	This is Johnny W
1:12.3	And you're taking a potty break with Tim Hawkins, okay with America's favorite comic
1:20.8	No, it's not that bad. It's not like I
1:24.5	Okay
1:26.8	It's not what I do. You're gonna break out. We are okay. Yeah, so that's pretty much. Hey
1:32.7	Hey guys, this is Johnny W and you're taking a potty break with comedian Tim Hawkins
1:38.8	That's great. That was good. That was good
1:51.6	Okay, everybody. Let's fill you in on what's going on
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