Oh yeah. Well, hello again, friends. I'm glad you came by. I've got a special treat for y'all tonight.

See, someone commented to me once

that they could listen to me read the phone book. So check this out. I figure I could start

right at the beginning and we'll do about an hour and a half, two hours tops. What do you

think, Chester? You want to listen along Long? God damn it, you scaly prick!

That was my reading material, Chester.

Mmm!

Oh well, come on inside, friends. Maybe I got something else sitting around.

Go ahead and have a seat, friends. I'll just be a second. Mmm.

Oh, that's better.

This is good.

Pretty smooth.

Sorry about the phone book.

They'll probably drop me off another one next year.

But now that I think of it, I might have something even better.

That one kind of grabbed me by the boo-boo.

Okay, so smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, y'all,

because old Drew Blood has a tell-to-tale.

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