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S1 Ep116: Harland Williams Punched a Giraffe | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 116

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Harland Williams joins us for some incredible back and forth and tales of his time as a Giraffe hunter. Steve learns what Meatloaf won't do, Jeremiah shares the story of how Harland saved his life, Harland explains how he lost his hand and we are all challenged on our mastery of surface tension.

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Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife)
Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss)

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00:00 Teasers
01:24 Harland vs Gerald
07:51 Harland vs Terrence
10:04 Origin Story
13:21 All-Night Bender
17:41 Spread Eagle
21:38 Ghost Story
24:59 Stuffed Animals
28:58 Scissor Time
32:07 Giraffe Injury
39:38 Song "Helping Hand"
42:27 Real Feet?
45:56 Hollywood Guy
56:38 The Challenge
1:10:58 The Punishment
1:14:02 Gerald's Thoughts

Transcript

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0:00.0

Was it?

0:02.0

Goth girls?

0:03.0

Goth girls was hot, right? Who likes goth girls?

0:06.0

They got bodies under there.

0:09.0

Not in their backyard, I'm talking like under their dark dresses.

0:14.0

Heh.

0:15.0

Hey, Cisser siblings, come see me live in Huntington Beach, Los Angeles, Kansas City Kansas, Kansas, and Fort Worth, Texas, Detroit, Michigan,

0:26.0

and Tacoma, Washington.

0:27.0

Get tickets to Jeremy Watkins.com.

0:30.3

And do you know what that is?

0:32.2

I think everyone knows what it is, right? No.

0:35.0

Anil. You know we set this up you know originally during the pandemic so people would feel

0:57.7

comfortable and then we just kept it now it's completely uncomfortable great. No I'm kidding I'm comfortable I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

1:08.1

Thank you Harlan. Thank you. Thank you so much. So you've only seen pieces of this pot like

1:14.0

I don't know if I need to reveal what I have seen and haven't seen. It's a

1:19.4

podcast not an interrogation. So that's Gerald, right there to your right? Are you kidding me? Yeah.

1:30.3

You know I, you know I hunt draft, right?

1:34.0

Wait, what?

1:35.0

Yeah, is this for me?

1:37.0

Is it, did you do that on purpose?

1:38.0

No, he's always there every week.

1:40.0

He lives here.

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