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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep11: 011 - Bob Smiley - Hard Boiled Eggs, Tortilla Showers and Charlie the Mouse

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, let's just start the show. The show started. It did. I hit the big red, but I guess we're in now.

0:15.0

Guess we're just gonna start whatever guys. I'm gonna start it because I know not to jump in at the beginning. Stop it.

0:21.0

We're in the middle of a fight. That's a rule. Start the blessed show. Let's start it with a fight.

0:27.0

No, how's Bob to fight till the death? No, how's the bar?

0:31.4

To the death. Welcome everybody to party break.

0:36.0

It's gonna become the scene music. You doing that? What's that mean? Did I do it? Did you do that every episode? I don't think so.

0:43.0

I think you got the cutest little party.

0:46.0

Okay, I didn't do that. I didn't know about that. That's new. Well, there's lots of directions you could take it, but welcome. Welcome. Welcome.

0:54.0

This is a belief show 11 for us, but we don't even. Is it? It's three from me. It's a little dance. I was zero on one. It's one one.

1:04.0

And we are fueled up ready to go. We have a bus load of characters and we just can't wait to unleash.

1:14.0

You know what I'm learning? I learned it's funny when you learn you hang out with people like yourselves. I've known you all your life, Caleb and Chris most of your life and didn't realize how much you liked the hard boiled egg.

1:27.0

I'm eating my knives. I got. I love hard boiled eggs. Yeah, it costs go they got these. I think that's where I got them. They just have pre-made hard boiled eggs.

1:37.0

Oh, fantastic. It was like we broke up birthday cake or something. You're like, hard boiled eggs.

1:42.0

I didn't know we have three days and just a little salt and pepper cut them in half. Yeah, I feel good. I'm a little pepper on salt or Greek seasoning. If you have it, if you're a hashtag, I am.

1:55.0

Stood to a little spree. Seasning. Oh, you ever had that? No, I'm you need to go down to the spice shop and in same Charles. I'm a street. You're like you're like seasoning. You're like some Pinterest is what you are. Yeah, all these great ideas. I'm full of them.

2:09.0

Now we did the hard boiled eggs. I'm pretty much not in the hard, but the what do you call them? Devil, devil. Oh, man, those are money. That yeah, I remember those money going on your prize. So we weren't allowed to have those. We're very strict.

2:21.0

Yeah, devil. Well, wasn't there like devil food cake? Oh, yeah, yeah, why do they have to call it that?

2:30.0

Well, actually, they're like, they killed hell. There's some cake right by the lake of fire. It's a slippery slope onto the plate. Here's the thing about having snacks on the bus.

2:44.0

We were all grateful that freight goes and gets snacks and food. But after the show, it's now 1145 here.

2:53.0

And once you have one snack, it's like unleashing the beast. And you're just ripping over cap ripping open cabinets. And we were out of salami when I wanted to make a sandwich a minute ago. And I almost cussed. I didn't, but I almost did because there's nothing I need to confess that to you. That's okay. It's my boss. I almost cussed because you ate all the freaking salami.

3:14.0

I ate two pieces of salami, sir. So I have more than that. So I guess I'm more than anyone. If you want to say you had a couple sandwiches since we've done it.

3:22.0

I found some salami. I love salami. Is that the is that the hearts. What kind of we get? Oh my goodness. Yes. They praise the lamb. The board's had hearts.

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