S1 Ep109: Joel Jimenez Brings the PAIN! | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 109

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 977 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Joelberg is back! Fresh off the old band reunion on Kill Tony, Joel Jimenez returns and he's brought some fun toys with him. Jeremiah mulls over getting a tattoo, Steve has a close encounter with a Lanaconda, Joel shares the response to his BIG surprise last episode and we do a good ol' classic Super Troopers challenge. 1, 2, 3, do it.

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Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril)
Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife)
Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss)

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00:00 Teasers
00:46 Opening Song "Thicky"
05:30 Joel Gets DMs
7:30 Dogs of Browntown
13:58 Getting Inked
16:55 Sober
18:56 Saving Steve's Life
22:28 Kill Tony Reunion
24:45 Bad Friends Biters
37:10 Comedy Mothership
42:29 Mad Peaceful
44:40 Super Mario Bros.
51:21 Selling Naughty Pics
53:33 Song "Dong Talk"
57:34 Recap Social Media Challenge
1:03:20 Super Troopers Challenge
1:14:05 Punishment
1:17:26 Gerald's Thoughts

Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, that might be the worst joke I've ever made my entire life, and I'm sad you guys were here to hear it.
0:09.0	All right, well, I regret signing up for this but here we go you know
0:13.0	I really
0:16.0	oh thanks Why just me why don't you add him in the mix?
0:25.0	Because he's never flicked my dick before.
0:30.0	Oh, that's right. That's right. Scisser brothers And the the And the And the Turn my headphone up up.
1:45.0	headphone up.
1:47.0	Turn Stevie headphone up.
1:51.0	Turn Joel's headphone up.
1:52.0	Joe! Stevie, headphone up. Turn Joel's headphone up.
1:57.0	Joles got a thickie, and Stevie, we really want so picky.
1:59.0	Joe's got a nose,
2:03.0	nose, but it's real slow,
2:04.0	and Gerald Meyer's got a nose that's not half empty,
2:08.0	it's foley fo.
2:09.0	Stevie wants to give a hickey
2:12.0	to Joe's big brown thickie. He wants to give a hickey to Charles Big Brown Thickey and Jeremiah's
2:15.7	adding something sticky now it feels so gross and icky.
2:19.2	Ah, Charles got a thickie and every woman living wants to give it
2:24.5	licky Steve his head let me see. You don't have to pull it out.
2:28.3	Do you want him?
2:30.3	At this point,
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