S1 Ep107: I Choose Violence

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy.

This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix.

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0:00.0	B. Hi, Westside. We're back.
0:23.0	episode 107 of Hello dysfunction.
0:28.0	So have you ever had a make rib?
0:32.0	No, Mark had one the other day.
0:34.0	He was so excited to try it.
0:36.0	But he messaged me and said it was gross.
0:38.0	Yes.
0:39.0	The thought of it makes me want to throw up.
0:41.0	Do you remember, I never had one. Do you remember the, there used to be an
0:45.8	AMPM had a sandwich that was similar? It looks like school lunch.
0:50.3	Yes. Remember school lunch? Yeah. Yeah.
0:51.8	Yeah. It's like a mystery meat and I don't. Yes. Remember school lunch had a sandwich that?
0:52.6	It's like a mystery meat and I don't like it.
0:55.9	I don't like how people are acting whenever it comes back.
0:59.4	I don't like how like the excitement.
1:01.7	No, I do not like how excited people get because it looks like a school lunch
1:07.8	sandwich it just looks so gross you want to hear something gross when I was
1:12.3	pregnant with Naya, I craved AMPM cheeseburgers.
1:16.0	What?
1:17.0	Yes, and I would go there and I would drown it in ketchup, mayonnaise and onions,
1:22.0	like piles of those chopped onions.
1:23.8	A gas station cheeseburger.
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