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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep105: Beautiful

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Xmas is here, let the decorating begin! 
Covid scares, crazy soup and a platform shoe. Astral projection, helping our communities and cold raviolis.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Art of Racing In The Rain
Game of Thrones 
and Antebellum 

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0:00.0

Here we go. I'm eating raviolis out of the can.

0:08.0

I'm eating raviolis out of the can.

0:11.0

The cold raviolis.

0:13.0

So you get the aluminum flavor with it.

0:16.0

You do, it tastes like can.

0:18.0

I've stuck a few bites.

0:19.0

I have.

0:20.0

I've snuck a few bites before warming it up on occasion I've been known to try it yet it's

0:26.4

it's actually fucking good right now I haven't ate today yeah which is

0:30.0

horrible sugar sugar is probably dropped, I'm about to crack your

0:34.4

throat's making noise. My acid reflux has been so bad. Remember at your

0:39.9

house yesterday? I almost died. You thought you were having a heart attack. I was like and I

0:43.5

chewed it. And then I got nervous I was like you know we're right by a Walgreens.

0:46.8

Like do you need to go to the store? I found my pep said in my purse and I

0:51.3

I chewed it up I don't think you're supposed to you harder like a

0:54.2

feign worked immediately that's how I used to chew e pill so they would smack me

0:59.7

harder wow you wanted the instant bang and they taste disgusting. Yeah I was it was like

1:05.4

fucking powder I'm about to crack open a brusky. Of course.

1:10.0

It's a coarse light.

1:13.2

It's aha.

1:14.4

It's just sparkling water, unfortunately.

1:17.5

It's episode 105.

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