S1 Ep102: Bisexual Criminal

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

It’s election day and we’re stressed. Halloween, nightmares and menopause. Mysterious medical records, men hitting women, dark humor and managing anger.

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0:00.0	B. 7 o'clock on the drop I meant that's not even the words so that's why you have to stop this shit no
0:22.3	no I'm serious. I'm over it. I'm fucking over it. I love it. I've been singing all fucking day
0:33.5	You guys pol Hulk a maniacs.
0:35.8	It's election day.
0:37.7	It's Doom day.
0:39.4	That's why we have to fucking sing.
0:42.3	Here we are. We voted. We hope you did too. God damn I hope you
0:48.4	voted. I'm a little concerned because as this one pointed out they didn't ask us for no
0:54.5	fucking ID. No. So in theory we can just go if I know your address and I know you
1:01.0	wasn't tripping off voting today I could go show up and be like I'm hi I'm so-and-so. Yep that's my address
1:06.9	and going yeah and apparently somebody some old white man was on Twitter, I didn't know this, and was like laughing saying he did that.
1:17.0	What?
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	So like, what the fuck?
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	I don't know. I learned that not all states require ID. It's really weird. We saw some request ID, some require ID, some require ID. So like if you just ask if you're not requiring it people
1:37.0	can just be like no I don't have it yeah we didn't even get I am Charles
1:41.8	don't I look like Charles?
1:44.0	I'm bucking Charles, let me vote.
1:46.0	I don't know.
1:48.0	The whole, it just...
1:49.0	I've had anxiety since 6.30 this morning.
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