S1 Ep1: The Paris Catacombs
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2019
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:32.5 | Read to you from a fictional location. |
| 0:35.0 | We believe. |
| 0:37.0 | Can you believe it, Mr. Darling? |
| 0:42.0 | It's like a miracle. |
| 0:43.9 | The Village Council was always dead |
| 0:45.9 | said against our opening the midnight library |
| 0:48.1 | for private readings. |
| 0:50.0 | Now, seemingly overnight, they've had a valiant change of heart. |
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| 0:58.8 | Now, what else needs tending to before we are to receive our guests. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, darling, the fall leaves need to be swept from the library's front steps and the veranda. |
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