S1 Ep1: Purple Taser

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2018

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

For episode one, Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie come out with a bang. The girls start off discussing Pata Fria's recent BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift), crazy Florida stories, the infamous purple taser, mental illness, medication and Crystal accidentally seeing her dad's package. They also go over Bill Cosby, bullies, raunchy stories and receiving electronics from family members that still contain pics.

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0:15.8	It's go time. So here we are, Patafria and Crystal Barbie. Here we are. This is the first episode of Hello Dysfunction and this is our new baby. We're really excited about it. Super excited. And it's basically... What was that?
0:20.3	That was a nice touch. No no leave it. No no leave it. That was a perfect touch.
0:27.0	Right when I go to turn my phone call. We like we love to squirrel.
0:32.0	The universe did that.
0:33.0	They were like, welcome.
0:35.0	Look at speaking of dysfunction.
0:37.0	This bitch has an electric cigarette.
0:39.0	Right, because she couldn't get a smoke sucking ashtray in time
0:44.8	as suggested because you have to get up online.
0:47.8	Yeah, so now she has a fucking nicotine.
0:51.5	So now we're going to be doing four hour podcast episodes.
0:55.0	Because she's able to smile.
0:58.0	Your endurance level just went up dramatically.
1:02.0	How is it? You didn't even try it yet? Yeah was this a menthol? You got a
1:08.7	fucking electric Newport. How is it? It's okay.
1:13.0	okay.
1:14.0	No I don't want it.
1:15.0	I don't want it. I'll hit this.
1:17.0	You hit it.
1:18.0	Okay.
1:19.0	So, um, here we are.
1:22.0	We're at the grill, which is my favorite studio everyone's favorite studio and we were
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