S1 Ep 82: David and Jon Go To The Training Ground But Alfie Doesn't

You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.7 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

David and Jon are like competition winners in this episode when they explain to Alfie all about their amazing day out at Exeter City training ground. Alfie on the other hand, has his nose out of joint and wonders why he wasn't invited. Plot twist. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early be part of a super little community then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl thanks!

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0:15.2	You don't know what you're doing.
0:17.5	You don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing. You don't know, don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know
0:23.7	don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you do and yourselves know don't know what you do and
0:30.8	sex low low league football and sex. Let me make good boy and sex of sex.
0:49.3	You don't know what you're doing.
0:52.0	You don't know, don't know what you're doing.
0:53.0	You don't know.
0:58.3	Don't know what you're doing. You don't know. Don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know balls have legs yeah i'm like football and sex walls have legs yeah i'm a league football sex to sex
1:08.7	balls have legs yeah i'm gonna leave the ball and sex sex Well, well, well, well, hey, hey!
1:11.6	How are we like the ball and sex?
1:14.4	A bad, hairless, yeah.
1:17.1	I'll leave the bone and sex or sex.
1:21.2	Well, well, hey.
1:23.9	Hey!
1:24.2	Hey!
1:25.4	How are we?
1:29.3	David hasn't said a word since I've joined, so I'm quite nervous, really.
1:33.9	Okay.
1:35.4	Look at the smirk on his face, ear to ear.
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