S1 E8 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Entertainer'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The team unearth an important piece of evidence which brings a new sinister suspect to light. Forensic scientist Jo Millington comes on board to offer her expert opinion and opens up a new focus for the investigation: the animal kingdom. Detective Lauren Kilby and bride Karen feel they have no choice but to go to the zoo to assess possible suspects.

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0:00.0	Previously on who sat on the floor at my wedding.
0:04.4	What about the photos that the photographer didn't think were good enough to send to me?
0:10.4	That could be a whole other load of evidence.
0:13.0	And I found a couple of interesting photos that I want to show to you now just to see what you think.
0:20.0	Oh!
0:21.0	Oh! Oh.
0:27.0	Welcome to episode 8 of who's shit on the floor at my wedding.
0:35.0	I went through and zoomed in on the shoes and the feet of all of our guests.
0:44.0	Are you saying that you spent three hours looking for skid marks on people's shoes?
0:47.0	That's exactly what I'm saying, Helen, and luckily I did because I've unearthed a pretty interesting photographic lead.
0:53.8	I mean I think we can all agree that it's a very dirty shoe.
0:59.2	It's a very dirty business.
1:00.9	But it's a very dirty pitch is what it is. It's a
1:05.1	pitch. It's a pitch. Certainly not the kind of
1:07.4	state of shoe that you'd want to wear to someone's wedding. It looks like he's
1:10.8	run across the fields and there were no fields. This is
1:13.0	Amsterdam. He's gone from a bicycle across the gangway up a boat and he's been on a boat
1:18.5	like he's not been running across fields for goodness sakes. This photo is up on our Instagram page who's on the floor at my wedding, along with other
1:27.6	evidence from this episode.
1:29.2	Well I just wonder that if you'd noticed that you'd walk through a shit and then you had
1:39.6	to try and clean it up but you sort of didn't have the tools or the props to do it properly.
1:44.6	I wonder maybe this could result in this kind of stain.
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