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Food Crimes

S1 E8 Case 108: The Airport Sandwich

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0602 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Ruben v. Dad: The Puking Plaintiff and the Duty-Free Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Nairobi, Rowen, Sebastian, Lucy, Julia, Heru, Ehsan, Emma, Kavin, Luella, Kit, Preet, Keeley, Ellie, Lilah, Nate, Maryam, Jaron, Pedro, Carmen, Lucas, Emma, and John Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0

PINNA

0:02.0

Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.

0:12.0

Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes!

0:15.0

I'll be 792.

0:17.0

Hey, pass the salt!

0:18.0

Maybe someone said they weren't hungry enough to order French fries,

0:21.0

but then proceeded to eat basically all of yours.

0:23.2

Dude, that's why I asked.

0:25.6

Or maybe someone always, always gets to pick the meal,

0:29.4

and you haven't even been asked in a month.

0:31.7

Come on, there's nothing at that restaurant I like.

0:34.9

No matter the transgression, there must be a trial.

0:39.0

At the food court.

0:44.1

And justice must be served, preferably with a little squeeze of line.

0:46.7

Welcome to food crimes.

0:50.4

Warning, the food crimes you're about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry listeners.

0:57.4

Today, we'll be hearing the case of Ruben v. Dad, where a son is accusing his father of some rather fishy behavior.

0:59.2

Hello, I am Rubin, and I'm 10 years old, and I live now in South Africa.

1:06.4

So the food crime that happened to me was a forced food because I was forced to eat a smoked

1:12.8

salmon sandwich against my will.

1:15.9

Ruben says that his dad, Sebastian, made him eat a sandwich that he absolutely positively

1:22.4

did not want to eat.

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