S1 E6 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo?

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0:00.0	Previously on who sat on the floor at my wedding.
0:04.0	Did you notice anything suspicious?
0:08.0	I didn't notice one of the guests, Henk,
0:12.0	spent most of the evening, stood at the entrance of the ladies toilets, talking to everyone.
0:17.0	And so there was this perfectly shaped, almost comedy.
0:25.0	Shit. So you were backing off, Emma was backing off,
0:28.0	but Henk was drawn closer, like a moth to a flame.
0:31.0	I think Henk felt that he was rescuing the ladies.
0:34.8	Did he look stressed, tense?
0:37.3	Was he?
0:38.0	Do he look like he was hiding anything?
0:40.1	I don't think so, but what makes me think though because he was talking to
0:43.3	absolutely everyone so he actually spoke to the culprit at some point.
0:48.4	Welcome to episode six of who shit on the floor at my wedding.
0:55.0	Who are we interviewing today?
0:57.0	Hink, the man who was found in the lady's bathroom cleaning up a turd that was supposedly not his own.
1:05.8	Can I just say I don't like how he's being framed in this way?
1:08.7	Okay so let's assume that the poo didn't happen and we're not making a podcast. How the fuck do you explain a
1:15.3	fully grown man standing in the lady's bathroom for four hours during a
1:21.4	wedding having food and drinks delivered to him.
1:23.7	I just feel like you're losing your call a little bit right now.
1:26.1	I am actually Helen and that's because I don't understand this type of behaviour.
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