S1 E5 Case 105: The Cereal Sisters

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Elissa v. Bel: The Prohibited Plaintiff and the Discourteous Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Nairobi, Rowen, Sebastian, Lucy, Julia, Heru, Ehsan, Emma, Kavin, Luella, Kit, Preet, Keeley, Ellie, Lilah, Nate, Maryam, Jaron, Pedro, Carmen, Lucas, Emma, and John Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0	PINNA
0:02.0	Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.
0:12.0	Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes.
0:15.0	Now it will be 792.
0:17.0	Maybe someone ate the bananas you were saving for banana bread.
0:21.9	I'd bananas.
0:23.5	Or maybe someone put jalapenos in the guacamole, but forgot to warn you that it was super spicy.
0:28.5	Oh, uh, if someone get me water!
0:30.8	No matter the transgression, there must be a trial.
0:33.7	At the food court.
0:36.0	And justice must be served. preferably with cheese, please.
0:40.7	Welcome to food crimes.
0:43.1	Warning, the food crimes you're about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry listeners.
0:46.8	Today, we're pouring over the case of Alyssa V. Bell, two sisters with some serial problems.
0:53.9	My name is Elissa, and I am nine years old, and I live in California.
0:58.3	The food crime that happened to me was that my sister Bell eats all of the Cocoa Krispies
1:03.2	before I can get any.
1:05.0	Alyssa says that due to various rules in her house, she is often left out of enjoying
1:10.2	even a single bowl of her favorite
1:12.5	chocolate cereal. Okay, so my dad gets two different types of chocolate cereal, Coco
1:19.3	Cuffs and Cocoa Krispies. And we are only allowed to open two boxes of cereal at a time.
1:26.4	And we can only open one box of chocolate cereal at a time.
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