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0:57.0	So to recap last episode, it was episode one, a raven named Thatso delivered some bad news that the bed and breakfast you all work at, bottoms up, is in dire straits financially.
1:11.1	You tried to have a team meeting, but were interrupted by the arrival of a runaway princess
1:15.7	bride, chalice glass, who explained that she left her purvy brother, Prince Milknip,
1:22.0	at the altar.
1:24.2	It wasn't before long that three guards, Jonathan, Taylor, and Thomas showed up and demanded that the princess either returned to Castle Custopoulos or renounce her claim to the throne.
1:34.8	She chose the latter, but when they demanded that she also returned her mother's tiara, y'all killed two of them and sent one of them packing.
1:43.7	Afterwards, the now destitute princess chalice has agreed to work at bottoms up in exchange for room and board.
1:50.9	Is that about sum it up?
1:52.1	No, that's paragraph with an intro, conclusion, and three sentences in between.
1:55.9	Where'd you go to school?
1:57.8	America.
2:00.3	Quiet on set.
2:02.0	Sound dispeeder.
2:03.5	And we're rolling
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