0:00.0	this is a headgum podcast things aren't going great already it's kind of a it's a you're off to a shitty day
0:12.1	because some pirates came and stayed at bottoms up okay and just as pirates do got rowdy. And they ran up a big bar tab, and they absolutely
0:27.2	trashed the room they were staying in, and ended up leaving without paying for anything.
0:33.7	And you, all four of you, are now cleaning that room, the disaster that is now that room, that these pirates like a rock band from the 70s trashed, and you're not, you know you're not making a dime off it.
0:48.4	So everyone's pissed, so that's where we're going to pick up.
0:51.3	Quiet on set.
0:52.4	Sound is speeding.
0:53.6	And we're rolling. Dice.
0:58.0	Oh, I forgot that part. You forgot that part? That was, that feels like it's all setting up to that part. Yeah, that was the thing. I sort of feel like that was the entire point. I feel like I had you that whole time
1:11.5	you didn't have me.
1:13.0	Oh, for sure.
1:13.9	I basically had you all pick a card as a magician
1:16.2	and then was like...
1:17.0	See you guys later.
1:17.9	Have a good night.
1:19.7	When you need a break from this crazy world
1:22.2	to see your friends and fill a cup.
1:25.0	Find Sebastian Chalice Chip
1:26.8	and beef at the noble bottoms up.
1:30.3	As step by step, our growing pains are improving home and away.
1:35.3	We're feeling absolutely fabulous on another happy day.
1:40.3	We're in different worlds with different strokes, but good times will not end.
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