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1:03.4	The idea of like paying somebody to like get me food when there's food one block away from me.
1:04.7	That's hard for me to do. I'm going to tell you to like a week ago, I did that.
1:08.1	I laid in my bed and it was like a block away and I was like, please bring this fried chicken to my door and then I'm going to like grab it like a monster. Yeah, a monster and like suck it into my room hole and then like eat it and then like barf out the bones of it.
1:27.3	Honestly, good for you, though.
1:28.8	Good for you.
1:29.7	You do you.
1:30.6	I'm kind of a freak about my food being hot.
1:34.3	I need it like right off the slop machine.
1:37.7	That's crazy because I do the opposite.
1:41.4	You want a cold?
1:42.8	Well, I like it like lukewarm.
1:45.6	Ew. Oh. Like cries? Yeah. I like it. I like me anything from like hot to like nasty.
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