Love Island, the morning after. Sponsored by Kellogg's Cornflakes.

Oh, he ho, there must be something in the pool water as things are getting steamy in the villa.

You are listening to the morning after the official love island podcast with me, Ariel Free, and Kim, Set and A. Kim, how are you doing?

I'm good, you know, I've got a little bit of a cold, but there was not in a million chance I was going to miss tonight, you know.

You are such a pro. I'm such a trooper and it was a big show, wasn't it?

A huge show. It was a big show. One word, how was it?

Oh, well, I mean, you said huge. I'm going to say, Humpey.

It was very Humpey. It was. Finally, there was some Nuky.

There was a bit of action. There was more than a bit of action. I see a lot of toes pressing up against the bed.

It's all about those footshots. So on today's podcast, there are several couples that have initiated themselves into the do-bit society, some of which we did not expect.

Some, the bird, comes crashing into the villa and ruffles some feathers, and will be hearing from the queen of love island herself, Miss Caroline Flack.

But first, hear your headlines from last night's episode.

Jack attempts Rosie's Welsh accent.

Sounds like you're going to be tasting vino.

Josh has a unique nickname for his penis.

Our friend, what the hell are you here?

And after impressing everyone with her Shakespearean knowledge, Zara decides it's time to say something incredibly stupid.

I think I can definitely tame Adam.

If you are a fan of shuffling do-vis and a cartoonish fit shot, then head to the ITV hub to see last night's episode.

There was a lot of things that went down under.

Get it?

I don't know.

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