S1 E12 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Let's get ready to fumble'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Society & Culture, Crime, Shat, Detective, Comedy, Lesbian, Wedding, True Crime

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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A former boss with a chip on her shoulder.... a bridesmaid who left town immediately after the wedding.... a heavily pregnant woman overwhelmed with hormones... and an alarming frisson between two unexpected guests…. Welcome to Episode 12. Hold onto your hats, you’re in for quite a ride as Detective Lauren Kilby goes on a rampage to unearth all final suspects in this case.

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0:00.0	Love, marriage, weddings, memories.
0:09.0	Everybody who goes to a wedding has a very different experience of it, you know, so many stories intertwined into one day.
0:16.0	And there's things that happened that we had no idea about.
0:19.0	I mean, clearly the shit happened, but then there was, you know, all sorts of shenanigans.
0:23.7	Shenanigans, fun, naughty behavior, feces.
0:29.2	For me, it's just actually tarnished a little bit of the other memories or great days I've had in my life because you kind of, if we'd both gone through our wedding day and we didn't find out that someone shout on the floor.
0:41.5	We were just being like,
0:42.6	what a happy day, really lovely, and how many other great days have we had
0:46.0	and great moments, but then when you actually dissect everything that went down on that
0:50.1	night, there's just so much that goes on beneath the surface and it makes me think
0:55.4	like what other things if I had dissected other days in my life to that extent
1:00.3	like there's just a whole other level beneath the surface of everything I think I've experienced
1:05.8	and this wedding goes to prove that.
1:07.8	What happens when you start to peel back the layers of a special day?
1:12.0	Can you start to ask questions. What was that
1:16.3	submarine doing there? What happened behind those cubicle doors? What really went on that day?
1:24.0	Two traumatized victims, three brand new suspects, and a witness statement that will shock you.
1:38.0	This is episode 12 of Who's Shte on the floor at my wedding.
1:47.0	There are a few loose ends that we need to tie up.
1:57.0	Like the whole investigation.
1:59.0	Like the entire investigation of who's sat on the floor at my wedding. That loose end needs to be
2:04.2	tied up. Just after we sent out the initial email to all wedding guests and
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