Love Island, the morning after. Sponsored by Kellogg's Cornflakes.

You might have had the World Cup of Football, but we've had the World Cup of compatibility.

And looks like we finally get our say, but who have you saved from the villa? My name

is Ariel Free and you are listening to the morning after the official Love Island podcast

that Kim, can be with us this morning. He accidentally caught sight of himself looking

good in the mirror, which means he's going to be stuck there for at least the next few

days. But instead, joining me is our wonderful gorgeous hostess of the mostest Miss Lydia

Brite. Hello. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. You know, I'm so excited

you're here because I'm usually stuck with Kim, our Lord of Boys, our some dumb peas from

the island. And you're my first female guest that can give me the female perspective.

I'm here, darling. Are you ready for this morning? Oh, I'm ready and

I'm raring, darling. I'm ready to go. Amazing. Still for those listening, here is what's

happening on today's podcast. We've got Charlie and Haley and Samira and Alex and they are

under threat of being dumb, dumb, dumb. We're going to go through that awkward, combat

ability test and was Ariel right to throw his toys at the prom? First up, though, here

your headlines from last night's show. Laura gets angry with Wes for losing her book

mark, but I really just want to be on the same page. Charlie has only just heard about

Harry and Meghan. What are they married now? Jack is not happy with Haley's attempt to

kick Charlie some lumb. What you're doing? Is he giving him a cold show, lad? And Haley

talks to the girls about Mr. Blobby. I've got to imagine myself having sex with him.

I love Ireland the morning after. If you didn't see last night's episode and you're

wondering what the hell happened that he's ahead on over to the ITV hub? Don't

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