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Food Crimes

S1 E1 Case 101: The Split Shake

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0602 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Sovi v. Asher: The Portion Plaintiff and the Dehydrated Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Nairobi, Rowen, Sebastian, Lucy, Julia, Heru, Ehsan, Emma, Kavin, Luella, Kit, Preet, Keeley, Ellie, Lilah, Nate, Maryam, Jaron, Pedro, Carmen, Lucas, Emma, and John Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0

PINNA

0:02.0

Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.

0:12.0

Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes.

0:16.0

Now it'll be 7.92.

0:18.0

Hey, pass the salt. Maybe the french fries they'd been saving were swiped by a sibling.

0:22.2

Hey, it took the lots of my fries!

0:24.6

Or maybe they let someone take a bite of their sandwich, and the biter took way too big of a bite.

0:31.1

No matter the transgression, there must be a trial.

0:34.4

At the food court, and justice must be served, preferably with plenty of ketchup.

0:40.6

Welcome to food crimes.

0:43.5

Morning, the food crimes you are about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry

0:46.4

listeners.

0:47.7

Today, we'll be hearing the case of Sovi v. Asher, a pair of siblings who find themselves

0:53.7

in quite a pickle. My name is Sovi v. Asher, a pair of siblings who find themselves in quite a pickle.

0:55.2

My name is Sovi, and I'm 10 years old.

1:00.3

The crime that happened to me is, when I was a shake shack shack, my brother kept hogging the drink.

1:08.3

Sovi says that even though she wanted her own milkshake, she and her brother Asher agreed

1:14.0

to split one.

1:15.0

I thought that it was going to be nice, and we were going to each have our own shake.

1:19.6

But my brother said he just wanted to share one because he didn't have room for a whole one.

1:24.2

And I said, okay, but he better not hog it, but he did anyways.

1:28.1

According to Sovi, Asher did the unthinkable.

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