Hello, are you doing? I'm Craig Parkinson. You are listening to the two-shot podcast.

Sit yourself down, pop the kettle on. We're going to have a nice old chat.

Who's in with this week? I'm going to tell you right now.

How the devil are you? I'm recording this. I'm looking out my window and I'm longing to be outside

because for the first time in, it seems like ages, the sun is shining and we went to the park

yesterday with a bike riding lesson, not me. That was very nice. We sat on the grass

with some apple juice and some water and we ate two tonnex tea cakes and put the world to rights

while as much as you can with a nine-year-old boy. If you don't know what tonnex tea cakes are,

Google it, you're missing out. Thank you so much for downloading and subscribing and being here.

I know there's a lot of new subscribers who have come over. Founders from the Obsessive Line of Duty podcast

over on BBC Sound. So, hello, you're very welcome. You've got a lot to catch up on.

That was my stomach rumbling if you heard that. Yeah, there's a lot to catch up on.

Go back. You don't have to start. You don't have to start the beginning. You start wherever you want.

If you joined us from last week, you were here in the wonderful Line of Duty mash-up

special with little snippets of our full-length conversations with Neil Vicky Martin,

Ady Tony, Maya. I'm missing somebody. Vicky Martin, Ady, Maya, Tony.

Is that it? I feel like I'm missing something. You're screaming. I mean, I'm missing somebody.

Anyway, if you haven't heard the full episodes of those, go back, start there.

You know, there's a lot of Line of Duty nutter at the moment. So, go and fill your boots with those.

And if you listen to them, let's jump again if you want. So, that was last week. And now we're here.

And we are... I don't know what... This is purely coincidental that we've had.

Rather a lot of beautiful Welsh people on. And we are keeping that trend going this week when we welcome

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