So, Jen, a weird thing happened to me today.

Oh, yeah. Tell me about it, Sarah.

So, everybody, my actual name is Sarah, but I write under a pen name because everybody writes under pen names for reasons.

So anyway, I write under a pen name for a reason.

And it's a complicated reality here in this house because I also did not take my husband's name when we were married.

So we have like three to seven surnames.

Sure.

They like wander through this house now and then.

But generally, I expect that the people in my life who like are, you know, nice enough to send me gifts, for example, know my name.

Sure.

And I would especially expect that of my actual human mother.

Okay.

Who does not listen to the podcast or whatever?

Sure, you can say this, right.

But today, so it is also my birthday this week. Actually, it's my birthday today. Wednesday, if you are listening to Wednesday. I was literally like, oh, I am a bad friend. It's not, it's not my birthday today in our life, Jen. Sure. It is my birthday today. Did you see me completely, like, lose my mind? Like, glitch. It's fine. You know what, though? You're a present. You sent me a great gift. I sent you another great gift in it arrived yesterday. I didn't open it, though. Sure, because I'm not going to tell you. From Jennifer... From Jennifer Procop. And I was like, how many, speaking of full names,

they just fucking fill that in on Amazon. I don't know your legal name. I know who you are. They fill that in on Amazon. You're like, it's a gift. And then if you don't stop and, like, stop them, they're telling everybody your business. God forbid, you should take the two seconds to just write Love Jen. That's okay.

It's from Jennifer ProCop.

So anyway.

You know what?

This podcast is over.

Thank you.

There is no, to be fair, everybody, I should say there is no present under Jennifer's

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