S06E06 - Sooz Kempner

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🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Hello listener mates. What’s happening with you this week? We’re nearly ready to go with some new recordings. Hitting up Manchester next week all being well so expect some more Northness on the podcast in the next few weeks. This week though, we bring you a chat with standup comedian and twitter legend Sooz Kempner. She and Craig talk receiving compliments, trying out for music schools, buying Segas and dressage horses, not listening to what parents say, necessary estrangement, Christina Aguilera, twitter and loads, loads more. Sooz is an absolute boss, she’s done a lot, seen a lot and been through a lot. She’s a grafter and her perseveranceand is completely inspirational. Go and follow her on twitter @SoozUK and keep an eye out for new shows coming up. You won’t be disappointed. This is episode 111 of the Two Shot Podcast with the wonderful Sooz Kempner. Get in touch... Facebook- search 'Two Shot Podcast' Twitter- @twoshotpod Instagram- @twoshotpod If you've enjoyed listening then please click through to https://www.patreon.com/twoshotpod to make a donation to the running costs of the show. You'll get bonus pictures, video and audio in return. Nice one. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/twoshotpod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello how you doing I'm Craig Parkinson you are listening to the two-shot
0:05.3	podcast sit yourself down pop the cat along we're gonna have a nice old chat
0:09.4	who's in with this week I'm going to tell you right now. How the devil are you? Now regular listeners might be thinking Craig you, you always ask that, how are you?
0:34.4	Well, this morning, not great to be honest, about 48 hours before I'm recording
0:41.3	this.
0:41.7	They're cold and the cold. before I'm recording this. The cold didn't just sort of, you know, normally comes out, you know,
0:48.0	comes out, you know, I was sorry if you're having your breakfast, but you know what I'm talking about. It just went on my throat now it wasn't
0:54.4	sore but currently I'm recording this from Sheffield. Sorry I have to keep swallowing.
1:02.3	It was so gravelly and croaky I could barely get words out when I'm filming and I had the lion's share of lines today.
1:11.6	It was a real struggle. Basically I woke up sounding like the
1:15.8	continuity announcer on Radio 4. You know the great one is brilliant. But I
1:20.9	could do a very passable impression of him so it was a really hard day to day and now it's it's time
1:27.4	I'm going to have a look it's 20 past 10 on Wednesday night.
1:32.6	So I'm recording this at the 11th hour.
1:36.0	I'm tired.
1:37.2	And I'm in Sheffield, as I said.
1:41.0	In a terrible hotel, all I wanted to do was come back and run a nice hot bath so I
1:47.0	popped the plug in, turned the tap on, waited for the water to rise so I could sink myself in and relax.
1:58.0	Stone cold. Stone cold water, not a drop of hot water, neither here or in the bathroom nothing so well at least it's cold
2:07.6	that I can brush my teeth you can hear my voice is going right now so a lot I'm going to
2:10.9	cheap I'm going to keep this short and sweet. You can tell I'm tired.
2:16.4	Even me saying I'm going to keep this short and I'm still talking, I can't stop.
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