S06 EP69: Karl Porter

What's Upset You Now?

Carousel Studios

Comedy

4.6 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ ? minutes

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In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mccaffrey are joined by comedian Karl Porter to moan about people speaking on the phone on public transport, Mates leaving after getting a pint from you & Pot Noodles.

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0:00.0	You've reached the final level.
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0:33.7	What's upset you now?
0:34.3	Yeah.
1:10.8	So, yeah, what's been annoying me at the minute is, obviously, I get trains for gigs all the time. I mean, it doesn't matter what time it is in the day, but there's always seems to be when the train's packed out, there's always that one person who, they're on the phone, but they're dead, dead loud on it. Oh, it's ridiculous. And I don't know what it is. It's just kind of like they're not really, like they're not really asked the fact that there's about 100 people crammed on a train, stood up, and they're just confidently screaming down the phone. Sometimes I wonder if they are on the phone, if they're just doing it for, you know,
1:12.6	just like kind of attention things like where,
1:08.9	because sometimes I really want to go behind and just take the phone and just go, eh, no battery. But yeah, there's just always, there's no shame. And it's the whole journey. And it's just no, there's no shame. No, that's it. Shame is dead. Yeah, not whatsoever. it's just, it's always arguing where they're on about.
1:44.4	I don't know, it seems to be the same kind of conversation, you know, talking about, yeah, you know, I was going around to this, like, if they're going around to someone's house, like kicking off and making a massive fight over the phone, like, but it seems to, seems to me like the other person on the phone never actually gets a word in Edgeways.
1:45.7	He's just constantly going.
1:51.5	I was on a bus in London the other day and heard what I assume was an announcement because it was that loud.
1:53.8	So I was listening to something on my phone.
1:56.0	I took my earphones out to see what it was.
1:58.0	And someone was watching like Netflix or IPlayer at a
2:02.5	like ridiculous volume. It would have been too loud to watch at that volume if it was just
2:09.1	you watching it. You know, at home, it was like, what the f- Yeah. I don't know whether, uh,
2:16.3	would you ever say anything? Would you ever say anything?
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