The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars.

You're faced with the McDonald's side mission.

Do you, A, join the ever-growing queue, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?

Detouring to McDonald's.

Start your side mission today.

You've had a busy, I've not spoken to you, you know, since you've been banging on about these six flights.

How did that go down?

I didn't do all six of them.

I ended up cancel in the last two because I just, it was, I actually got to fly free

and realized that what I had, you know, agreed to was not humanly possible.

Because I got home at 2 o'clock in the morning from Rhodes on Wednesday,

and I had to get up at half five to fly to Dublin.

And I was just like, I don't know if anyone has ever died

from trying to do too many flights in a week.

But, like, that's how it felt.

That's absolutely insane.

Oh, so, you know, if an extremely unlikely event anyone was looking forward to seeing me in Vienna,

apologies, I was not there.

Can I say, could I make an observation

that I've made through doing these with you?

Yeah.

You're fucking terrible at planning your life.

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