Hello and welcome to John Richardson and Future Nauts series six episode two.

I always know up till two I know.

I know what number it is.

Brace yourselves for next week.

I assume people listen in a linear fashion because I'm old and they don't.

These young kids now, they click on one thing, then they go back, then I'm old and they don't. These young kids now,

they click on one thing, then they go back, then they go forward, they expect context at all

times. They don't know they're born. Yeah, and some people literally just put it on and

listen to it for 70 hours straight. Yeah, they do, don't they? Some people go back and listen to

one episode five times.

We can make it like one of those, do you remember those fantasy books where you chose your own adventure? Yes, choose your own future. And we could do that on the podcast. If you choose this. If you want to hear John Richardson dip his testicles in a jacuzzi, it's a season and one episode Oh God, I've forgotten.

Talking about listening to the podcast,

because now I produce and edit it, I had to listen to it. You guys are off, bang on. It takes me ages to get what you say in any kind of sensible format. People did say it was quite a brutal edit, complaining about the length. When I bought it down to what you'd actually said, there wasn't very much there. The distilled residue. People were very nice, weren't they?

The feed. about the length. When I bought it down to what you'd actually said, there wasn't very much there. The distilled residue. People were very nice, weren't there? The feedback was, oh, it's nice to have you back. So that's lovely, isn't it? Yeah. And your favourite friend, Jez, Mark, I think he's back as well. Oh, yeah. He's the one who wrote the most exciting thing. Do I detect new quantum pig music as the intro? Please say it's so.

Jazz, I just say don't encourage him. You will be pleased to know that all the music now provided to the podcasts, all the incidentals and little stings are indeed quantum pig and

everything on episode one was indeed snippets from the new album out next year.

Is that a soft launch then? Is that what people call it?

This is the first time anybody outside of Quantum Pig has heard the new Quantum Pig

album, yes indeed.

Wow.

You're getting a little snippet, little teaser.

And I can tell the unbridled excitement that you both have for this.

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