Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love amusement parks.

This is a boner app of Doug loves movies and I'm calling Doug loves amusement parks

because it's coming to you from Cedar Point, amusement park in Sandusky, No

Relations, Ohio, August 3rd, 2012. I'm here with David Huntsberger. Hi David.

Hello Doug and last night we did a show at Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio and I

will share with you in a little bit the Len Montenegame that we played with a

very drunk Pete Holmes was there and but first let's talk about roller coasters.

It's wonderful to be here in Sandusky and it's actually dusk out so it's technically sand dusk

the and we've ridden all of the roller coasters today. You've seen a lot of people. I feel like

this place is a cavalcade of examples on why you would never want to be a father and have a daughter

because it's just a bunch of 15-year-old girls not wearing as much clothing. They sex it up too much.

Way too much. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, it's weird. It's one of the downsides of being a

coaster enthusiast. You do spend a lot of time around children inappropriately and then we saw

the one mother who was actually accompanying her child but she was driving one of those rascal

scooters because she was too heavy to operate her own legs and then her daughter was standing.

And eating cheese or chili cheese fries, standing on her mother's motorized cart wheelchair thingy.

Yeah, other than that, those are the only things that stood out as being even remotely negative and

even those were not. It's the weather's been terrific. A guy said I overheard him talking saying

may is the time to be here and then he said what sounded like the weather's great. There's no one

here and it's perfect for bloggers and he must not have said bloggers but that's what I heard.

So what's your favorite roller coaster so far today? Well, I like the dragster but top-thrill dragster

is where you get shot out. You don't have the clackety clack starting. You just get shot out

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