Ms. Fitztoys.

Doug Hates, candy-mibe, sweet-and-taky, sweet-and-taky, sweet-and-taky, sweet-and-taky,

As a proper Colonel, his team is still not for that, he won't see what God will for him.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Love's movies coming to you from the UCB Theatre on Tuesday, July 31st, 2 Oceans 12.

Since last I spoke and you listened, I flew back from a fun weekend in Pittsburgh and the in-flight movie was Wrath of the Titans,

which I did not watch because it's been so long since I saw a clash of the Titans.

I was afraid this story would confuse me and I couldn't remember the Titans.

Alright, I know, as I was writing I go, this is so dumb.

Don't you forget about, don't you forget, hey everybody, don't forget about the Doug Love's movies,

Fake Trailer Contest, make your own trailer for I Dream of Siri, the story of a fake movie about an iPhone with a Siri that grants wishes.

There's already one on YouTube that some dudes made and it's not what I expected at all.

There's an iPhone in it, but it's more of a horror movie or something.

I don't know, I mean go in any direction you want with it, animation is of course welcome, but it has to be two minutes or less,

and then post it on YouTube under I Dream of Siri, you know, the movie or some people keep saying like,

last contest I did, people would be like the official or the winner or stuff like that.

It's like that sort of cheating, but go ahead and call it whatever you want, just make sure those words are in there so we can find it on YouTube and everybody can look at it.

Submit by September 1st, winner will be a guest on Doug Love's movies, airfare and accommodation is not included, so it's a pretty shitty prize.

Now it's time for watch this, not that.

Dark Night Rises, not Ice Age, if you get my continental drift.

I am full of like movie pun things today for some reason.

Toledo Ohio, I'll be doing stand up and playing some winter molten at the funny bone August 4th and 5th at 420 Omaha, Nebraska.

I'll be returning to the waiting room lounge for one show only at Thursday, August 9th and Denver.

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