Hello, I'm Rob Beckett and I'm Josh Willickum.

Welcome to Parent in Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like

to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky.

So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of

Monday parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping.

Or hopefully have a not coping.

And we'll also be hearing from you, the listener, with your tips, advice and, of course,

tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

Hello, you're listening to Parent in Hell with?

Ted, can you say Rob Beckett?

No, no, no, no, no.

Can you say Josh Willickum?

This is a two-year-old son. This is my two-year-old son, not eight-year-old son.

Ted, not sure why he took offense to your name, but he enjoyed recording this so much,

that when he drifted off to sleep tonight, he was still repeating, not

Whittington, not Whittington. Not Whittington.

That sounds like some kind of awful, repressed memory.

Thanks for being great company on the nursery, we're on Emily.

Oh, thanks, Emily.

I'd like to be clear, I've never met Ted.

Not Whittington.

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