S05 E11: The Pageant

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Brush up on your royal protocol and prepare to curtsy as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the final ever episode of Keeping Up Appearances, 'The Pageant'. Hyacinth takes the lead for the church’s annual pageant ‘Our Town In The Civil War.’ Disaster strikes when Hyacinth realises all the volunteers have made wild excuses and not turned up, so she is forced to recruit the less desirable members of the family.

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0:00.0	Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?
0:05.9	Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your
0:09.9	tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.
0:15.1	I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat
0:20.3	you've always wanted.
0:22.0	Introducing, get a grip.
0:23.9	So if you're done with holding back, this is your space.
0:27.4	Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
0:32.5	I shan't be wearing my crown just yet.
0:36.0	I don't want to blind them with royalty too soon.
0:39.2	Hello and welcome to the final series five episode of Keeping Up Appearances, the luxury podcast.
0:46.7	This is the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith
0:55.8	and with me looking through cookbooks trying to find a tasty little morsel of the highest social
1:01.1	calibre is William Hanson. Hello Jonathan and I are here at the end of the series because as you
1:07.0	all know by now we absolutely love Hyacinth Bou Bouquet in Her World in Keeping Up Appearances,
1:12.2	as indeed we've loved going through the episodes with you Bucket Heads.
1:16.2	In our luxury podcast, we've been exploring each episode of the BBC sitcom,
1:21.1	delving deep into the world of the bouquets.
1:23.6	And today is the final ever episode of Keeping Up appearances, the 1995 Christmas special, The Pageant.
1:32.8	Do take us through the synopsis, please, William.
1:35.2	I will break it to you. It's not a long synopsis in the book.
1:38.7	You do surprise me.
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