S05.13: Here Comes Santa Claus

Fated Mates - A Romance Novel Podcast

Fated Mates

Society & Culture, Documentary, Books, Arts

4.9 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It’s the Holiday Season™️ and for some reason 2022 Holiday Season has brought romance a sleigh full of Santa romance, which may or may not be a thing you’re into…but either way, here we are! Santa is doing all sorts of naughty business in these romances, and this one is definitely not for the kids. So headphones in, MFers! While you might not get it in time for the holidays, there’s still time for you to buy the Fated Mates Best of 2022 book collection from Old Town Books in Alexandria Virginia, and get the eight traditionally published books on the list along with a Fated Mates sticker! The holidays are hard, but this box is great. And you deserve it. FYI, you can also throw in other books (or a signed Sarah MacLean book!) if you’d like! Let us know what you end up doing with these fabulous books, and don’t forget to tag us on Instagram or Twitter when you unbox (#FMBestof22)! Our next read along will be KJ Charles’s Band Sinister. We did not fight over which KJ Charles book to read because Sarah is all that is good and gracious in the world and she let Jen win. It is Scorpio season, after all. Get Band Sinister at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, Kobo or from your local indie. Thank you, as always, for listening. If you are up for leaving a rating or review for the podcast on your favorite podcasting app, we would be very grateful.

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0:00.0	Tell everybody.
0:03.4	So you, oh boy, we've just decided like we're just, we're free range now, everyone.
0:10.1	It's season five and we just all the things that we were holding in for the first four season.
0:18.0	Just out, yeah.
0:20.0	You know what I say sometimes at, when I in this mood I say like shields are down like you're just getting me on full blast like there's no there's nothing there's no buffer no buffering exactly
0:32.4	so we um buffer. No buffering. Exactly. So we both celebrate Christmas such as it is. In this
0:39.2	house we celebrate like we put up a tree in Hallmarky.
0:43.2	Yeah, well sure.
0:44.6	We do it real Coca-Cola style.
0:47.0	I mean it's like, we celebrate the capitalist holiday that is Christmas.
0:51.4	We don't really celebrate a religious holiday.
0:54.0	Just like everyone else celebrates capitalism every day. But that's a different episode.
0:59.0	Did you know Santa is actually an invention of Coca-Cola. I mean not St. Nicholas or there are like all these
1:05.2	mythologies that were brought into it but that like jolly-bellied like twinkly-eyed red wearing not Norman Rockwell gray-haired dude well I think
1:16.9	Norman Rockwell maybe painted it but it was a Coca-Cola advertising the one
1:21.8	with like the the one I was
1:23.2	an invention of Coca-Cola. We'll put it in show notes and here we are.
1:27.8	You know it actually that kind of makes it a little better for me because what we're
1:31.4	going to be talking about today is basically I'm
1:34.7	to say Santa erotica because it sounds a little less Santa rodica Santa
1:39.0	rodica as a Christmas guy Santa porn is...
1:45.0	Yeah.
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