S04E01 - Megafauna

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction, Arts

4.8 • 801 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

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When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Shamini Bundell Maddy Searle Pip Gladwin Laurence Owen Sarah Rhea Werner Vicki Baron David Ault LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We Fix Spacechunk Season 4 by Beth Crane.
0:05.0	Episode 1, Megaforna. I'm Oh Oh I'm
0:21.6	Oh
0:23.6	Yeah I'm going to sleep. I hate cry o' sleep.
1:08.0	How long have we been out?
1:09.0	Oh, I don't know. It feels like years?
1:12.8	Actually, it's only been a month.
1:14.9	You've been pulled out early for a last-minute delivery job.
1:19.5	Anything interesting happened since we've been out?
1:23.6	Well, there have been a lot of reports coming out about the traps.
1:27.4	Are they dead?
1:29.0	Or prosecuted?
1:30.0	Otherwise, I'm not interested.
1:32.3	Well...
1:33.3	What?
1:34.3	They are your parents.
1:35.3	There were scenes of chaos and bloodshed at the trap family compound last night.
1:40.3	As they were attacked...
1:41.3	Don't you want to know if they're okay?
1:43.3	Knowing them, it's fake.
1:45.0	I bet you 50 credits, they're all fine.
1:48.0	Isn't that a bit callous?
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