S04 E05 - Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction, Arts

4.8 • 801 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, it's me, Spotsable.
0:04.0	Chiquichichichichichichichichichich.
0:08.0	Here's it out.
0:14.0	Inspired by jet engine silencers.
0:19.0	The Dyson Hush Jet Purify powerfully purifies the entire room, quietly,
0:24.6	capturing pollen, allergens and pet dander, removing odors and harmful gases such as NO2,
0:31.6	day and night.
0:36.6	Hushjet, powerful compact purification and night.
0:41.4	Usjet, powerful compact purification.
0:42.8	That's quiet.
0:47.4	We Fix Space Jop Season 4 by Beth Crane.
0:51.7	Episode 5, trains, drones and AI mobiles.
1:29.3	No, No, No! drones and AI mobiles....droweys. Are you alright? I'm concerned.
1:31.3	About Ms. Lamb? She'll be fine.
1:34.3	Oh, she's always fine. I'm concerned about what it means for the rest of us.
1:38.3	Oh, right.
1:40.3	We'll figure it out. Anyway, Dax, are you all right? Um, I'm having problems finding parking.
1:48.0	What?
1:49.0	This is a 3D map of the planet. In the parcel is a very delicate piece of nuclear technology we need to deliver to a generator that's pretty much at the center of the planet.
2:00.0	It's only accessible via the Catania 4 lift.
2:02.6	And?
2:03.6	The only way to get to the lift is by public transport.
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