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We Fix Space Junk

S03E01 - The Lift

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8723 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team! Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Vicki Baron Felix Trench Jack Carmichael Hedley Knights James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:51.8

Bye.

0:54.3

We fix Space Junk

0:56.2

Series 3 by

0:57.9

Bathcrain.

1:00.4

Episode 1, The Lift.

1:03.3

Music I'm Okay.

1:41.3

And that's the last stitch.

1:47.0

Thank you, Kilner.

1:50.0

It's fine. So, is there anything we can actually do?

1:54.0

You've got to have people coming to get you.

1:56.0

Well, about that, we're having a bit of an internal dispute at the moment. Sometimes things are civil

2:05.6

and sometimes, not so much. If the office has survived the onslaught, which I'm not entirely sure

2:13.6

it has, a distress call is just as likely to call in a supporter of Mr. King as it is one of my own people.

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